i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath
and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)
I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A