happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

weloveshortvideos:

Bag of Chips = 100% Air.

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

jaylool:

staring at the clock

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phonetap:

oshunoxtra:

take a look at this snout

you replogged this so many times and i never watched and. watch this video

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

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